While I didn't want to come home last night I sure did miss my monsters. They waited up for me, I gave them their gifts, Peppa Pig car for Harlow and Incredible Hulk for Cash. Harlow gasped and said "oh my gosh", Cash said "I was hoping it was Raphael." I am so glad I fought thru a crowd of asshole tourists to get you this stupid $20 piece of plastic. In honor of his smart mouth I'd like to share of Cash one liners with you.
"Man, Dodo (Courtney) moves a lot. Jays house, her compartment, now another house?! We're going to have to buy some outside toys because you know I don't have any there."
"Mommy don't make that face. I can see cracks around your eyes."
"Cash what's his real name?" "Felicia" "No his real name" "Gorilla juice head. That's what mommy says his name is."
"Cash go to your room". "I thought you loved me".
"Cash I have to walk Amma to her car it's dark out". "Get a grip Amma. You'll find your way"
"Jill can you give me breakfast? Mommy didn't feed us again"
Mark the barber: "Cash take 3 suckers. 1, 2, 3". Cash: "I will take one more for sis. You know how she is"
"Harlow come here. Let's take a selfie"
"My name is Cash Michael Ranalli. Cash Money"
"Cash. Why would you do that?" "I swallowed bugs and they made me bad"
"OK fine mommy. I'm going to California". "How are you going to get there". "An airplane". "And who's going to pay for it". "Somebody else"
Papa Steve: "Maybe Amma will go buy us some cookies. Well I'll probably have to go buy us some cookies". Cash: (shaking his finger) "And don't you eat them in the car!"
Me: "Cash wait a minute. I can't do 10 things at once I'm not an octopus. Go clean up". 10 minutes later... "Cash go get your stuff for a nap". Cash: " Mommy. I'm cleaning up I'm not an octopus"
Stay tuned for more famous one lines from my smart ass 4 year old!
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